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THIS IS FROM 8-YEAR-OLD JORGEN FROM DENMARK:
I overheard this little story from my brothers:
Dan: I got so many fish that they didn't fit the same pile.
James: How many exactly did you get?
Dan: Quite plenty.
James: Just try to say approximately.
Dan: Well, two.
BRIAN, 10 YEARS, HEARD THESE IN HIS SCHOOL IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA:
-How do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?
-A stick.
-Why don't you get a pocket calculator?
-I have only so few pockets that I can count them without a calculator.
FROM HER SCHOOL IN ENGLAND, ALICE, 12, EMAILED YOU THIS:
This is a part of a school essay:
" . . . If there weren't any water, we couldn't learn to swim, and we all would drown . . . "
11-YEAR-OLD JAMIE FROM HOLLAND SENT THIS ONE:
Two patients in a mental hospital wanted to get out because they thought that they were OK. The chief psychiatrist wanted to talk to them and asked the men to come and meet him. The doctor took one man first into his office and asked him a question: "Let's say that I walk into a bathroom and I see you fishing from the toilet bowl. I ask if you are getting any fish, what do you say?" The patient looked surprised, but answered without hesitation: "Are you crazy? How could I catch fish from a toilet bowl?" The doctor decided that the man is ready to leave the hospital and gave him all the papers. On his way out the man saw the second patient waiting and, of course, he wanted to know what the doctor had asked.
"He asked if I can catch fish from a toilet bowl. And I said that he must be crazy, how could I catch fish from a toilet bowl!"
"Why did you tell him something like that?" the second man asked. And the first patient whispered into his ear: "Of course I didn't want to tell him my best fishing place!"
AMAROCK FROM NEW ZEALAND EMAILED THIS JOKE:
Question: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
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